Rambu-what?!

Behold my Friday night entertainment – the Rambutan. Walmart sold it in the fruit section, but I had good reason to question. It looks like an alien egg? They sat in my fridge all weekend, and Sunday I went after them with a knife, determined to unlock this mystery and be able to defend myself should this thing jump out at me and attach to my face. As luck would have it, it was completely benign and boring inside. Not terribly sweet, hard to get the pit out of, and completely not worth the $2.83 I spent for the package. It was cheap entertainment.